you know that saying, “sex is like pizza. even when it’s bad it’s still good”. i’m calling bullshit. that is definitely not always the case. i’ve had really really bad pizza and i’ve had really really bad sex, and neither of them had any redeeming qualities lemme tell ya.

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do you ever realize that there was a moment when your mom or dad put you down as a baby and never picked you up again

I told my mom about this and she walked over and picked me up I am a 22 year old adult woman

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