Wow pata. Wow namit. Wow stroke. Hahahaha

Wow pata. Wow namit. Wow stroke. Hahahaha

Smoking causes low sperm count. In other words, I will not harm any children of mine. Hahahaha jukes *cant afford Marlboro blue hahaha

Smoking causes low sperm count. In other words, I will not harm any children of mine. Hahahaha jukes *cant afford Marlboro blue hahaha

Home alone. Decided to make my own boracay mix. Cheers!

Home alone. Decided to make my own boracay mix. Cheers!

You can’t keep kissing strangers and pretend that it’s her.
(via kinky-kiwi)

That hit the soul right quick!

(via thefancynessis2extra)

(Source: m-e-ghan)

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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

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